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Jun
10

Go Ahead. KICK ME. KICK ME when I’m down!


I started scouring the internet yesterday for support groups and forums so I can make some pals.  Mommy needs a sulfite-free playgroup.  So I find a couple of really cool allergen sufferer sites, mostly food allergy based.  Lots of celiac, tree nut, daily intolerance, ya know.  I post my little “YAY!  Glad I found you! I have this blah blah life is so hard blah blah poor me blah blah and HEY!  check out my new blog, trying to start a little support network!”

THUMP.

From one of the coolest sites, which will remain nameless, because I actually really like the site and hope they won’t BAN me, I got a response form a moderator.  She informs me that my first post was deleted because I was advertising my business.  DENIED.  I was virtually sent to my room in a time out with a box of wine and portobello mushroom chips.

I read this, btw, on my Droid after I reached for it at 6am this morning-half asleep, so basically, I was forum-slapped while my ass was still in bed.  Good Morning, Vietnam!

My favorite part about this is that I typed this whole long fricken’ sob story reply to the moderator (which takes me about 20 minutes to hen peck type) on the little teeeny weeeeeny Droid keyboard (that I have learned to hate with a passion) and then I hit the wrong button and delete the whole reply.  %&*#$%%^^&**&(^&(*(*(^#$

*Update 8:39 am…the cool site is AllergicLiving.com It’s a fantastic site.  The Mod is tres cool and I am not banned from the premises.  At least not yet.

SELF MUTILATION

Last night, I spent a couple of hours making food for the next few days.  Some chicken on the barbie….and a HUGE vat of potato and kale salad to last me for the next few days.  I was SO proud of my preparation.  You KNOW this girl is a total spaz in the kitchen, so it was a big deal.

Thor was at Alpha’s baseball game with Cracker.  I fell asleep putting Bambi to bed last night and I left everything sitting there rotting overnight on the stove.  Found it this morning when I woke up and came downstairs.

*BLINK*BLINK*

I defy anyone to try to stop me from still eating that crap today for lunch.  Food poisoning: BRING.IT.ON.

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3 Responses to “Go Ahead. KICK ME. KICK ME when I’m down!”


  1. June 17, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    Love your writing Heather…it’s funny Mmmmmkay!

  2. June 19, 2010 at 7:11 am

    OMG – I have done that! Agh that’s just so upsetting, isn’t it? Takes so long to make and when it gets ruined it crushes the soul, bleeeeeh.

    Seriously, when it takes that much time to make this food, it would take an act of God to keep me from eating it. I made this huge batch of sweet potato fries from scratch and burned them all black. Chomped on those stupid pieces of charcoal anyway – I was not going to be defeated by my own bad cooking! 😉

    • June 19, 2010 at 1:26 pm

      Shauna, thanks so much for stopping in! OMG I have totally done that with sweet pot fries and I absolutely gnaw on them just to make a point. Seriously though, wait til’ you see what Idid last night LOLOL


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Crazed sulfite-free woman.

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