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Jun
10

This is a test. For Sulfites.


Check these out!

You can actually check your food for sulfites!
I don’t know.  Would I?  Could I? Should I in a boat or on a car or on a float?

It seems really anal.  But if you are out at a restaurant and want to really make sure, I guess you can get some of these strips.  You know what?  YOU KNOW WHAT?  (Throws down glove) I am DOING it.  I will throw myself under a bus for all of you and try them.  Ordering….please hold.

F*%^$^%ck man!  They charged me 7 bucks for shipping and they were only $5 for the strips.  G.D. chemists.

All alright.  I ordered them.   When I get them, I will shove one of them in my Applebee’s meal and see if a 5 car alarm goes off.  Will let you know.  That’s how much I love you.

HAPPY FRIDAY

Today we leave for a weekend lacrosse tourney.  I have decided, with the meal planning help of AWESOME Tracy, to bring some light fixings in the cooler.  But not much more.   I am going to really test out restaurants and see what happens.  I may look like this on Sunday.

I will let you know.

Sidenote:  If you ate something funny and you need to make yourself throw up, go to Google images and search for “swollen”.  Happy vomiting.

update 8:55am

Oh, you are gonna love this.

I just got an email from the the chemists who make the sulfite tests.

People like this make this whole blogging thing really, really easy.

And I quote:

“Dear Ms. Moran,

Thank you for your interest in our Sulfite Detectors.  Unfortunately, ChemSee-Foods has a minimum order requirement of $30.00.

If you would like, we can charge an additional $25.00 for an additional 5 units.  That would bring the total order cost with shipping to $37.17.

Otherwise, I will be happy to reimburse your charge.

At your earliest convenience, please let me know how you would like to proceed.”

My response:

“I don’t need anything else from your company.

I think it’s too bad.  I have a blog that reaches out to (note the use of the world) thousands of  sulfite allergy sufferers and I notified everyone that I was going to be purchasing these and testing them for everyone.  You would have definitely gotten a lot of orders.”

So to all of the thousands (4) of pals who are reading this:  Sorry.  I tried.  They wouldn’t even let me near the bus.

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2 Responses to “This is a test. For Sulfites.”


  1. 1 Tracy
    June 25, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    I tried them. Spent the $30. Didn’t work at all. sigh.


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